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  When Trevor Noah caught wind that President Trump had lied about his father’s birthplace, he wasn’t even angry — he was just confused.

  Speaking to reporters recently alongside Jens Stoltenberg, the secretary general of NATO, Trump said his father “was German — and born in a very wonderful place in Germany.” In truth, the president’s father, Fred Trump, was born in New York City. Noah had a hard time figuring out why Trump would lie about something like this.

  “This is one of those Trump lies where I’m just like, ‘Why are you even doing this?’ There’s nothing to gain!” — TREVOR NOAH

  “Sometimes it feels like he has an unlimited lying plan with Verizon. Like, why lie about this?” — TREVOR NOAH

  “You know the way we try to get our steps in? He’s trying to get in a certain number of lies on his ‘Fibbit’ every single day.” — TREVOR NOAH

  Noah joked that maybe Trump was just being a “birther” about his own father.

  “I will say this: I always thought that Trump was racist because he said that Obama was born in Kenya, but now that he’s doing it to his dad, maybe he’s just a birther for everyone. Maybe that’s just him.” — TREVOR NOAH

Bee on the Status of ‘Roe v. Wade’

  Samantha Bee took the release of “Unplanned” — a film about an unplanned pregnancy, and one that is “so bad,” she said, “it makes ‘A Christmas Prince 2: Royal Wedding’ look like ‘Citizen Kane 2’” — as a cue to discuss the status of abortion rights across the country. She was particularly disturbed by a bill passed last week by state lawmakers in Georgia.

  “Georgia’s new bill outlaws abortion as soon as doctors can discern a fetal heartbeat, which happens around six weeks of pregnancy. It’s a time when a lot of women don’t even know they’re pregnant yet, since that’s only two weeks past the missed period. Two weeks after my missed period, I don’t know if I’m pregnant or if it’s just my amazing training for the Olympics. Either way, Bob Costas is involved.” — SAMANTHA BEE

The Punchiest Punchlines (Baldwin Edition)

  “Fifteen defendants who were charged in last month’s college admissions scandal appeared in court today, including actresses Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin. The courthouse was packed — but somehow their daughters got in!” — SETH MEYERS

  “Fox News will host a town hall event in Pennsylvania this month with Senator Bernie Sanders. It will give Fox News viewers an opportunity to hear from someone younger.” — SETH MEYERS

  “Alec Baldwin is here, you know what that means: There’s a good chance President Trump will be angrily live-tweeting the show.” — JIMMY FALLON, welcoming his guest for the evening

  “Jimmy Kimmel Live” is filming in Las Vegas this week, and Guillermo couldn’t pass up the opportunity to go out partying. And there’s a videotape.

  Bee discussed tech companies’ efforts to push back against anti-vaccination conspiracy theorists.

  Seth Rogen will chat with Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday.

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  管家婆内部透码【在】【这】【里】【银】【河】【感】【谢】【一】【下】【一】【直】【支】【持】【我】【的】【读】【者】【老】【爷】【们】。 【小】【说】【经】【过】190【天】【的】【努】【力】,【完】【本】【了】。 【从】【小】【说】【申】【请】【通】【过】【放】【出】【来】,【一】【直】【到】【现】【在】【银】【河】【没】【有】【断】【更】【过】,【算】【是】【说】【到】【做】【到】【了】【吧】。 【心】【情】【复】【杂】,【坚】【持】【了】【下】【来】。 【这】【里】【让】【银】【河】【随】【便】【说】【说】【吧】,【感】【想】【以】【及】【心】【情】。 【一】【开】【始】,【银】【河】【目】【标】【是】【签】【约】,【但】【是】【写】【到】10w【字】【还】【没】【有】【来】【站】【短】,【不】

【只】【是】【李】【云】【龙】【也】【晓】【得】【要】【想】【夺】【取】【这】【些】【卡】【车】【是】【不】【容】【易】【的】,【潞】【城】【的】【日】【军】【把】【这】【批】【卡】【车】【都】【放】【在】【靠】【近】【城】【墙】【下】,【估】【计】【是】【不】【会】【想】【到】【会】【有】【敌】【军】【来】【袭】。 【所】【以】【李】【云】【龙】【想】【了】【想】【继】【续】【说】【道】:“【不】【管】【怎】【么】【样】,【必】【须】【要】【夺】【取】【这】【些】【卡】【车】。【就】【算】【是】【夺】【取】【不】【了】,【组】【建】【不】【了】【快】【速】【纵】【队】,【也】【要】【顺】【便】【炸】【毁】【这】【些】【卡】【车】。【要】【让】【鬼】【子】【心】【痛】【不】【已】!”。 “【团】【长】,【现】【在】【怎】【么】【办】

“【额】,【小】【子】【你】【说】【什】【么】?”【为】【首】【的】【那】【个】【小】【混】【混】【微】【微】【一】【愣】,【随】【后】【他】【听】【出】【来】【了】,【这】【小】【子】【是】【在】【威】【胁】【自】【己】:“【你】【是】【不】【是】【不】【想】【活】【了】?” “【怎】【么】【就】【不】【听】【劝】【呢】?”【楚】【阳】【无】【奈】【的】【摇】【摇】【头】,【这】【里】【坐】【着】【两】【个】【暴】【力】【女】【警】,【这】【些】【小】【混】【混】【到】【底】【怎】【么】【想】【不】【开】【的】,【来】【找】【她】【们】【搭】【讪】,【自】【己】【这】【是】【在】【救】【他】【们】。 “【呦】【呵】,【你】【还】【想】【劝】【我】,【给】【你】【脸】【了】,【知】【不】【知】【道】【我】

  【但】【是】【林】【小】【小】【现】【在】【的】【钱】【都】【花】【来】【提】【升】【自】【身】【的】【武】【力】【值】【了】,【哪】【里】【还】【有】【钱】【买】【知】【识】,【呼】…… 【所】【以】【你】【们】【以】【为】【林】【小】【小】【是】【因】【为】【什】【么】【高】【大】【上】【的】【理】【由】【吗】,【并】【不】【是】,【只】【是】【因】【为】【她】【穷】。 【两】【个】【月】【赚】【到】【的】【钱】【一】【下】【子】【全】【部】【花】【光】【了】,【所】【以】【她】【现】【在】【只】【能】【努】【力】【学】【习】,【因】【为】【有】【很】【多】【同】【学】【都】【花】【钱】【氪】【了】【金】,【所】【以】【林】【小】【小】【只】【能】【苦】【兮】【兮】【的】,【比】【以】【前】【更】【加】【用】【功】【了】。 【今】管家婆内部透码11【月】10【日】,150【余】【名】【小】【画】【家】【在】【家】【长】【的】【陪】【伴】【下】【背】【着】【画】【夹】、【带】【着】【画】【笔】、【书】【写】【本】【等】【绘】【画】【工】【具】【走】【进】【喀】【什】【市】【消】【防】【救】【援】【大】【队】,【开】【展】“【我】【与】119【不】【期】【而】【遇】——【消】【防】【主】【题】【写】【生】”【活】【动】,【用】【手】【中】【的】【七】【彩】【画】【笔】【描】【绘】【出】【了】【自】【己】【心】【中】【的】“【红】【门】”【景】【象】【和】【消】【防】、【消】【防】【员】【形】【象】。

  “【之】【前】【的】【事】【件】【我】【没】【办】【法】【猜】【测】【他】【是】【不】【是】【有】【参】【与】,【但】【是】【他】【有】【出】【现】【过】。” “【你】【一】【脸】【严】【肃】【是】【不】【是】【在】【想】【怎】【么】【让】【我】【安】【全】【撤】【离】?” “【没】【有】【啊】。”【我】【立】【刻】【回】【答】。 “【你】【在】【说】【谎】【吧】?【你】【说】【谎】【的】【时】【候】【眼】【神】【会】【飘】,【而】【且】【你】【跟】【别】【人】【讲】【话】【可】【不】【会】【盯】【着】【别】【人】【眼】【睛】【看】【的】。”【姚】【可】【缨】【说】【罢】【扭】【头】【看】【着】【前】【方】,“【我】【的】【安】【全】【我】【自】【己】【可】【以】【考】【虑】,【你】【先】【顾】【好】【你】

  【从】【小】【不】【点】【三】【岁】【开】【始】,【寒】【暑】【假】【放】【假】【的】【时】【候】,【赵】【孰】【生】【总】【会】【安】【排】【一】【些】【旅】【行】【航】【程】,【第】【一】【站】【肯】【定】【是】【北】【方】【的】,【只】【可】【惜】【天】【气】【预】【报】【不】【太】【准】【确】,【去】【了】【后】【也】【没】【看】【到】【雪】,【虽】【然】【有】【点】【遗】【憾】,【但】【是】【没】【事】【啊】【往】【后】【还】【有】【大】【半】【辈】【子】。 【小】【不】【点】【六】【岁】【的】【时】【候】,【有】【时】【候】【出】【去】【玩】【也】【会】【带】【上】【小】【念】【念】,【或】【者】【有】【时】【候】【小】【不】【点】【不】【去】【当】【电】【灯】【泡】【在】【家】【陪】【着】【小】【念】【念】,【毕】【竟】【撒】**【这】

  “【所】【以】【那】【个】【横】【平】【爆】【炸】【案】【的】【凶】【手】【还】【没】【抓】【住】【咯】?”【王】【暮】【雪】【边】【朝】【鱼】【七】【问】【道】,【边】【用】【叉】【子】【插】【起】【一】【块】【切】【好】【的】【牛】【排】【放】【到】【他】【的】【盘】【子】【里】。 “【我】【自】【己】【这】【块】【都】【吃】【不】【完】……”【鱼】【七】【看】【着】【面】【前】【盘】【中】【两】【个】【巴】【掌】【那】【么】【大】【的】【黑】【椒】【牛】【排】【道】。 “【多】【吃】【点】【儿】!”【王】【暮】【雪】【嘻】【嘻】【一】【笑】,【其】【实】【她】【不】【喜】【欢】【吃】【西】【餐】,【从】【小】【到】【大】【都】【没】【真】【正】【喜】【欢】【过】,【但】【奈】【何】【只】【有】【西】【餐】【可】【以】【在】